Stupid Catherine and the Front Door

When Stupid Catherine went out, she often forgot to close the door behind her. One day, she had to go out of the house to take some lunch to her husband, Joseph, who was always telling her: 'Don't forget the door.'

This time, Catherine thought hard, until the answer came to her.

The best way not to forget the door was to take it with her. So she took it off its hinges and heaved it up onto her back. But then, what could she do with the heavy lunch basket?

'I know' she cried. I'll hang it on the door handle, so that the door has to carry it, not me.'

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